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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    *शास्त्रो के अनुसार*
    *हर कंवारी लड़की में नव देवियों का वास होता है..,,,*

    *लेकिन*

    *शादी के बाद कौन सी देवी एक्टिव होगी ....ये पति के कर्मों पर निर्भर होता है !!*


     
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    "राजनीति के चक्कर मे आपसी मतभेद ना बढ़ाये,





















    शादिया चालू होने वाली है,
    हो सकता है कोई जिमने ना बुलाये!"

     
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    जिस राज्य में 15 साल से BJP की सरकार है वहा भी मोदी जी कांग्रेस से हिसाब मांग रहे है।
     
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    Application for Leave

    To
    The Public of India

    Subject: Leave application for 5 years.

    Dear Public,

    As you know I have worked for you tirelessly, didn't get even a single leave in last 25 years. Now I need a leave for 5 years to relax a bit.

    Regards
    Best PM Ever (UNESCO Certified)
     
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    कार्डियोलोजिस्ट
    और गब्बरसिंह
    में क्या
    समानता है ?
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    दोनों यही सलाह
    देते हैं कि
    तूने नमक खाया है
    अब गोली खा...
     
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    मोदी के लिए बहुत कुछ लिखने का मन करता है....
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    पर बाद में जमानत कौन करवाएगा
     
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    डॉक्टर - अगर तुम लड़कियों का पीछा नहीं छोड़ोगे, तो जल्दी ही मर जाओगे


    आदमी- लड़कियों का पीछा करने से कोई कैसे मर सकता है?


    डॉक्टर- उनमें से एक लड़की मेरी है

     
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    *Wife* - और कुछ नही तो कम से कम *Himachal* तो घुमा दो

    Me - ये लो

    *lɐɥɔɐɯᴉH*
     

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