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  1. Suneesh Sharma

    Suneesh Sharma Love my Iron Beast

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    Suneesh Sharma Love my Iron Beast

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    कुछ लोग काम ही ऐसे करते हैं कि पत्नी से डाँट खानी पड़ती है
    जब उसने "एक बार" कह दिया कि वो 5 मिनट में तैयार हो जायेगी तो..उसे
    " *हर दस पन्द्रह मिनट बाद* "
    रिमाइंड कराने की क्या जरूरत है ?

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    Suneesh Sharma Love my Iron Beast

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    Too good sir ji
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    Ghor mandi hai :

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    एक बात मुझे आज तक समझ नहीं आयी कि,

    ये प्रेम, प्यार, इश्क़, मोहब्बत के

    एक-एक अक्षर विकलांग क्यों हैं..

    *┈┉❀━┅┉┈*
     
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    jammbuster A Rebel, in pursuit of a memorable life ...

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    सर्दियां में आलू के परांठे हरी चटनी के साथ खा कर धूप में मगरमच्छ की तरह पड़े रहने में जो सुख है ,

    उसे ही असली सुख कहा गया है


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    Suneesh Sharma Love my Iron Beast

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    Suneesh Sharma Love my Iron Beast

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    न दुकान का नाम, न पता, बस एक शब्द और दुनिया समझ जाती है कि क्या करना है [​IMG]

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    *बस एक जीभ ही थी...*
    *जिसमें आलस ना था..।*


    *मोबाइल आने के बाद...*
    *वह भी चुपचाप बैठी है ..*
     
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    पोलिस - तुम्हारे सामने चोर उस लड़की की पर्स छीन रहा था और तुमने उसकी कोई मदद नहीं की
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    साहेब मै उस लड़की को जनता हु
    उसका व्हॉट्सअप स्टेटस है -

    *"I can handle my problems.... Don't underestimate the power of woman."*
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    पोलिस - फिर ठीक है

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