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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    IJS The Ghost Who Walks

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    A new report shows that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising health benefits. Being 3 to 6 Kg overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease, research indicates. Those carrying 8 to 13 Kg extra are better able to recover from adverse conditions such as emphysema, pneumonia, and various injuries and infections, states the report.

    15 to 20 Kg of flab could help fend off breastcancer, kidney, pancreatic, prostrate, and colon cancer. And an extra 25 Kg on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness and cure the common cold.

    In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, more successful in business, smarter and friendlier.

    The study was funded by a research grant from Munna Halwai, Pappu pakode wala, Radhe patase and chaat bhandaar, Krishna Kulfi Corner, Lallu Pav Bhaji, Salim Biryani, Gudia Tikki wale, Suraj Samosa Centre and Khan Sahab ke Kabab

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    IJS The Ghost Who Walks

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    जिंदगी में सबसे ज्यादा
    प्रेशर कब होता है......???
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    जब
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    आप के मुंह में एक गोलगप्पा पहले से हो..
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    दूसरा आपकी प्लेट में हो..
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    गोलगप्पे वाले भैया
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    तीसरा गोलगप्पा
    हाथ में लेकर
    आप की तरफ़ देख रहे हों.....
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    IJS The Ghost Who Walks

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    Friend: During ancient Greece, the man would throw an apple at the woman he wished to marry, if she accepted, it was a YES and if she didn't, it was a definite NO.
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    वीर तुम पड़े रहो
    धीर तुम पड़े रहो
    सामने पहाड़ हो
    सिंह की दहाड़ हो
    तुम मगर हिलो नहीं
    तुम मगर डुलो नहीं
    ठंड है प्रचंड अब
    रजाई लिये पड़े रहो
     
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    They can throw that green looking robot doll O:) and hope that it does not fly and hit a fat lady instead.
     
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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    महिलाओं के लिए ब्लडप्रेशर का घरेलू इलाज,

    High हुआ तो
    " मायके वालों से " 20 मिनीट बात करें ,

    Low हुआ तो
    " अपने ससुराल वालो" से सिर्फ 5 मिनिट बात करें ,

     
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