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The Ghost Who Walks
A new report shows that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising health benefits. Being 3 to 6 Kg overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease, research indicates. Those carrying 8 to 13 Kg extra are better able to recover from adverse conditions such as emphysema, pneumonia, and various injuries and infections, states the report.

15 to 20 Kg of flab could help fend off breastcancer, kidney, pancreatic, prostrate, and colon cancer. And an extra 25 Kg on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness and cure the common cold.

In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, more successful in business, smarter and friendlier.

The study was funded by a research grant from Munna Halwai, Pappu pakode wala, Radhe patase and chaat bhandaar, Krishna Kulfi Corner, Lallu Pav Bhaji, Salim Biryani, Gudia Tikki wale, Suraj Samosa Centre and Khan Sahab ke Kabab

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IJS

The Ghost Who Walks
जिंदगी में सबसे ज्यादा
प्रेशर कब होता है......???
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जब
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आप के मुंह में एक गोलगप्पा पहले से हो..
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दूसरा आपकी प्लेट में हो..
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और
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गोलगप्पे वाले भैया
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तीसरा गोलगप्पा
हाथ में लेकर
आप की तरफ़ देख रहे हों.....
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adsatinder

explorer
Friend: During ancient Greece, the man would throw an apple at the woman he wished to marry, if she accepted, it was a YES and if she didn't, it was a definite NO.
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adsatinder

explorer
वीर तुम पड़े रहो
धीर तुम पड़े रहो
सामने पहाड़ हो
सिंह की दहाड़ हो
तुम मगर हिलो नहीं
तुम मगर डुलो नहीं
ठंड है प्रचंड अब
रजाई लिये पड़े रहो
 
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Big Daddy

Super User
Friend: During ancient Greece, the man would throw an apple at the woman he wished to marry, if she accepted, it was a YES and if she didn't, it was a definite NO.
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They can throw that green looking robot doll O:) and hope that it does not fly and hit a fat lady instead.
 

adsatinder

explorer
महिलाओं के लिए ब्लडप्रेशर का घरेलू इलाज,

High हुआ तो
" मायके वालों से " 20 मिनीट बात करें ,

Low हुआ तो
" अपने ससुराल वालो" से सिर्फ 5 मिनिट बात करें ,

 
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