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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    अधिकतर महिलाएं तीन बार में शाॅपिंग करती हैं,पहली बार देखने जाएँगी,दूसरी बार लेने जाएँगी और तीसरी बार बदलने जाएँगी...
    लेकिन एक बात है गोलगप्पे तीनों बार खाएँगी
     
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    IJS The Ghost Who Walks

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    यही है सारे फसाद की जड़
    जब साठ रुपए में दिल्ली में मिल रहा है तो फ्रांस से करोड़ों में क्यों खरीद रहे मोदी जी?[​IMG]

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    IJS The Ghost Who Walks

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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    Humour in uniform

    A Gentleman Officer staggers home in the wee hours of the morning.
    The furious wife opens the door and promptly demands a minute by minute account of where the drunk spent the night.

    To which our officer replies, *"There arose a hot debate in the mess last night on who has the most beautiful wife. I could not leave until I had won."*

    The wife said,
    *"Welcome back honey!"*
     
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    IJS The Ghost Who Walks

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    Taxiwala:-
    "Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu?"
    Sindhi Passenger :- "SABSE PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.!"

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    adsatinder I am SATINDER at Delhi

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