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Suneesh Sharma

Love my Iron Beast
Pakistan in WC 1992

Match 1 - Lost
Match 2 - Won
Match 3 - No Result
Match 4 - Lost
Match 5 - Lost
Match 6 - Won

Pakistan in WC 2019

Match 1 - Lost
Match 2 - Won
Match 3 - No Result
Match 4 - Lost
Match 5 - Lost
Match 6 - Won

Pakistan's 6th Match of 1992 WC: Beat Aus by 48 Runs & Player of the Match was Aamir Sohail

Pakistan's 6th Match of 2019 WC: Beat SA by 49 Runs & Player of the Match is Haris Sohail.

Uncanny Resemblance! #CWC19

If the same thing continues, Sarfaraz will become Pakistan's PM.

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jammbuster

A Rebel, in pursuit of a memorable life ...
Pakistan in WC 1992

Match 1 - Lost
Match 2 - Won
Match 3 - No Result
Match 4 - Lost
Match 5 - Lost
Match 6 - Won

Pakistan in WC 2019

Match 1 - Lost
Match 2 - Won
Match 3 - No Result
Match 4 - Lost
Match 5 - Lost
Match 6 - Won

Pakistan's 6th Match of 1992 WC: Beat Aus by 48 Runs & Player of the Match was Aamir Sohail

Pakistan's 6th Match of 2019 WC: Beat SA by 49 Runs & Player of the Match is Haris Sohail.

Uncanny Resemblance! #CWC19

If the same thing continues, Sarfaraz will become Pakistan's PM.

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Hahahaha



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Big Daddy

Super User
Pakistan in WC 1992

Match 1 - Lost
Match 2 - Won
Match 3 - No Result
Match 4 - Lost
Match 5 - Lost
Match 6 - Won

Pakistan in WC 2019

Match 1 - Lost
Match 2 - Won
Match 3 - No Result
Match 4 - Lost
Match 5 - Lost
Match 6 - Won

Pakistan's 6th Match of 1992 WC: Beat Aus by 48 Runs & Player of the Match was Aamir Sohail

Pakistan's 6th Match of 2019 WC: Beat SA by 49 Runs & Player of the Match is Haris Sohail.

Uncanny Resemblance! #CWC19

If the same thing continues, Sarfaraz will become Pakistan's PM.

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So what was the outcome of 7th match? Besides these Pakistanis are fools to draw comparisons because World Cup is no longer using groups. So Paklstan may have won in 1992, it will not win this time around.
 

adsatinder

explorer
।।हमारी पत्तल।।

हम जिस पत्तल को भूल रहे है उसे जर्मनी अपना रहा है और दूसरे देशों को भेज भी रहा है।

जर्मनी इसे Leafplate बोलकर करोड़ो का बिजनेस कर रहा है और हम थर्मोकोल के विषैले plates पर आ गए !!


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adsatinder

explorer
आजकल शैम्पू में इतने काजू, बादाम, विटामिन
और मिनरल्स पाये जाते हैं
कि सोचता हूँ कि खाने के बाद एक चम्मच शैम्पू लेना
शुरू ही कर दूँ...

 

adsatinder

explorer
Hilarious but true too

Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said :

A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy

- He does not buy the car & does not take car loan

- Does not buy car insurance

- Does not buy Fuel

- Does not send his car for servicing & repairs

- Does not use paid Parking

- Does not become Obese

- Yes,.....and well, damn it !! Healthy people are not needed for economy. They do not buy drugs. They do not go to Hospitals & Doctors.

They add nothing to country's GDP.

On the contrary, every new McDonald outlet creates at least 30 jobs - 10 Cardiologists, 10 Dentists, 10 weight loss experts apart from people working in McDonald outlet.

Choose wisely:
A Cyclist or a McDonald ?

Worth thinking.
 
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