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adsatinder

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क्रिकेट में इतने खो गए हो कि क्या आपको पता है
हमारी हॉकी टीम ने FIH सीरीज के फाइनल में साउथ अफ्रीका को 5-1 से हरा कर गोल्ड जीता है, भाई यह भी भारतीय टीम है!!

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adsatinder

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A tailor master had just entered the bus when his phone rang. He took the call and instructed his Assistant :

"Tu haath kaat ke rakh .....
Gala mai aakar kaatungaa ....."

Entire bus empty at the next stop....


 
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adsatinder

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A Builder purchases 1000 sqm land in Goa for 1.5 cr.

Economics of Government :

Land purchase + Stamp duty + Registration + is 8 % = 8,00,000/-

Construction cost for 1000sqm SBA is 1300 × 20,000 = 2.6 cr

Sanctioned plan :

Cost for Architect plan @3% ( 7.8 lac) + RCC @2% (5.2 lac) of construction cost + infrastructure tax @200sqm (2.6 lac) + overheads which is =

Land cost 1.5 cr
Stamp paper 8 lac
Plan 7.8 lac
RCC 5.2 lac
Tax 2.6 lac
Mis 5 lac

Total = 1.8 cr

Builder has 13 apartments each 100sqm

Each costing 45 lacs

Flat Purchaser pays 45 lac + GST + Stamp Duty + Registration

GST 5.6 lac
SD 1.35 lac
Reg 90 thousand

Builder pays 1% VAT on 45 lac

Total 8.3 lac

Per apartment sale government makes 8.3 lacs

13 apartments × 8.3 lacs = 1.8 cr

Builder had already paid ₹ 45 lac
Income tax for land purchase amount of 1.5 Cr.

Wait,

Land owner who sold land to builder paid approx 10 lac for capital gain to Government.

All in this process after construction work was completed Builder earned profit

Sale of 13 apartments

13 × 45 lac = 5.85 crs

Cost of construction
1300 × 20000 = 2.6 cr
Land cost
Architect RCC etc = 1.8 cr

Total. = 4.4
Revenue = 5.85

Profit = 1.45 cr

After tax 1.45 cr - 30% = 1 cr

Final economics:

Builder earned 1 cr after working for 3 years selling off all his 13 units.

Government earned

From vendor 10 lac
From 13 unit sale by adding GST, VAT, Stamp Duty, Registeration 1.8cr
From builder as IT 48 lacs

Total 10 lac + 1.8 cr + 48 lacs

Government earns 2.38 cr on zero investment

In the minds of public builders are looting People.

This is economics of current situation

Wait..........

Height of all,

Profession tax , fringe benefit tax of staff , free gifts to Govt officials... I am already tired of calculations.

Just remember Govt is your partner holding more than 75% shares without any investment.

This the ground reality of our tax structure .
 
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Big Daddy

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क्रिकेट में इतने खो गए हो कि क्या आपको पता है
हमारी हॉकी टीम ने FIH सीरीज के फाइनल में साउथ अफ्रीका को 5-1 से हरा कर गोल्ड जीता है, भाई यह भी भारतीय टीम है!!

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The coach needs to tell them to hold a hockey stick in hand. The way some of these players are holding sticks is a joke in itself. Everything in India is messed up. If you use English why do they want to write India like a hindi word. It just looks so ugly. Optics matter.
 
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