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jammbuster

A Rebel, in pursuit of a memorable life ...
Wife: If you get a lottery of 1 Crore & same day I got kidnapped and they ask for a ransom of 1 Crore, what will you do?
Husband: I don't believe one can get 2 lotteries on the same day..

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adsatinder

explorer
50 Years Ago

50 years ago, children were gentle with their parents. Today parents have to be gentle with their children

50 years ago, everyone wanted to have children. Today many people are afraid of having children.

50 years ago, children respected their parents. Now parents have to respect their children.


50 years ago, marriage was easy but divorce was difficult. Nowadays it is difficult to get married but divorce is so easy.

50 years ago, we got to know all the neighbors. Now we are strangers to our neighbors.

50 years ago, people had to eat a lot because they needed the energy to work hard. Now we are afraid to eat fatty foods for fear of the cholesterol.



50 years ago, villagers were flocking to the city to find jobs. Now the town people are fleeing from the stress to find peace.



50 years ago, everyone wanted to be fat to look happy ... Nowadays everyone diets to look healthy.

50 years ago, rich people pretended to be poor. Now the poor are pretending to be rich.



50 years ago, only one person worked to support the whole family. Now all have to work to support one child.

50 years ago, people loved to study and read books ... now people love to update Facebook and read their whatsapp messages.

And 50 years hence ??
 

anoop0

Member
50 Years Ago

50 years ago, children were gentle with their parents. Today parents have to be gentle with their children

50 years ago, everyone wanted to have children. Today many people are afraid of having children.

50 years ago, children respected their parents. Now parents have to respect their children.


50 years ago, marriage was easy but divorce was difficult. Nowadays it is difficult to get married but divorce is so easy.

50 years ago, we got to know all the neighbors. Now we are strangers to our neighbors.

50 years ago, people had to eat a lot because they needed the energy to work hard. Now we are afraid to eat fatty foods for fear of the cholesterol.



50 years ago, villagers were flocking to the city to find jobs. Now the town people are fleeing from the stress to find peace.



50 years ago, everyone wanted to be fat to look happy ... Nowadays everyone diets to look healthy.

50 years ago, rich people pretended to be poor. Now the poor are pretending to be rich.



50 years ago, only one person worked to support the whole family. Now all have to work to support one child.

50 years ago, people loved to study and read books ... now people love to update Facebook and read their whatsapp messages.

And 50 years hence ??
Still valid on 30 years agao.
 

IJS

The Ghost Who Walks
उम्र के इस पड़ाव में बड़ा धर्मसंकट आया है मित्रों ....

कल पड़ोसन बोली,
तुम चश्मे में अच्छे नहीं दिखते. . . . . . . . .

और मुझे चश्मे के बिना पड़ोसन नहीं दिखती

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IJS

The Ghost Who Walks
*गर्लफ्रैंड का अपने बॉयफ्रेंड को आखिरी मैसेज*

“बारात आ गयी है,
बाराती जश्न में नोट उड़ा रहे हैं....,

तूने जितने ख़र्च करे थे,
*आकर लूट ले” ।*


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