Jokes (Only clean jokes here, please!)


The Ghost Who Walks
शादी की 25वीं सालगिरह पर पत्नी पुलकित होकर पति से लिपटते हुवे बोली:

"आप बिलकुल भी नहीं बदले। वैसे के वैसे ही भोले-भाले,वैसे ही शांत, एकदम पहले जैसे ही हैं।"

पति भी भावुक होकर बोल उठा:-

जो रहीम उत्तम प्रकृति, का करि सकत कुसंग।
चन्दन विष व्यापत नहीं, लिपटे रहत भुजंग।।"

*पति सरस्वती शिशु मंदिर का छात्र था।*

पत्नी English Medium Convent educated थी
खुश होकर चाय पकौडे़ बनाने चली गयी!

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The Ghost Who Walks
*103 passengers and only 40 meals was loaded on a Bombay to USA flight*.

The airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea.

About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announced :
"I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners."

"Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal for someone else, will receive free unlimited liquor during the entire duration of the flight."

Her next announcement came two hours later :
*"If anyone wants to change their minds we still have 40 meals available*

Cheers !!!


People who drink have a big heart!!

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