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IJS

The Ghost Who Walks
Whenever I feel depressed in life..
I open my G-Mail inbox...
I find:

1) 6 banks are giving me easy loans.

2) 10/15 banks waiting to deliver my pre approval credit card.

3) I have won £ 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

4) 8-10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

5) 3 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

6) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

7) 5-6 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

And

8) Approx 20-25 mails from Nisha, Payal, and Neha, Reema who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

साला.. जिंदगी में और क्या चाहिए। ?


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