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adsatinder

explorer
Delhites - Ghoomne chalein?
Others - Corona badh raha hai yaar.
Delhites - Dekho jiski maut aani hai uski ghar par bhi aani hai so..

Kal CP 7 baje
 

Nitish Kumar

Well-Known Member
बीवी ने मेरा मोबाइल चेक किया और मेरी तरफ घूरते हुए पूछा...
ये कल्लू मिस्त्री क्यों पूछ रहा है कि खाना खाया या नहीं..?


Nitish Kumar
 

ElginHall

New Member
Old But i Love It

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
 
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