Jokes (Only clean jokes here, please!)

Son :- Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day ?
Father :- Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April ......

Best answer ever :-
Wife : - "Why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side"?
Husband : - "According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are on left side".....
Happy march ending