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Kullu Jail is Coolest One !
Kullu Jail is Cold, extremely Cold............
Kullu Jail is Cold, extremely Cold............
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- Thread starter Yogesh Sarkar
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DaveCandor
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Hahaha! I wonder how cold it gets down there?
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बेटी – मैं पड़ोसी से प्यार करती हूं और भाग रही हूं उसके साथ...!
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बाप – हे भगवान… मेरे पैसे और समय दोनों बच गए...!
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बेटी – पापा, मैं लेटर पढ़ रही हूं, जो मम्मी रख के गई है...!
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पिता बेहोश...!
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*काश कि एक टीका*
*Smile का भी बनाया जाए* 
*जो न हँसे*
*उनको
चुन चुन के*
*लगाया जाए..*.
*काश कि एक टीका**Smile
का भी बनाया जाए* 
*जो न हँसे*
*उनको
चुन चुन के**लगाया जाए..*.
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2 minutes silence for all those who learnt 2nd order differential equations, Fourier & Laplace transforms, solid-state physics, strength of materials, electromagnetism, digital signal processing , circuit design, microproccesor etc. and wanting to change the world but now are earning salaries for making ppt, excel sheets and emails 
#Happy_Engineers_day
#Happy_Engineers_day
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In a big city , a family's main door lock was damaged.
They had to urgently attend a function in near by city & Locking the door was not possible.
The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door :
" *Covid 19 positive , Do Not Enter*
" .. and left.
On return, they found a new sticker notice replacing the old sticker.
" *Sanitization done, house is cleaned & emptied.*
*Now Stay safe*"
They had to urgently attend a function in near by city & Locking the door was not possible.
The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door :
" *Covid 19 positive , Do Not Enter*
" .. and left.On return, they found a new sticker notice replacing the old sticker.
" *Sanitization done, house is cleaned & emptied.*
*Now Stay safe*"
guy finds a bottle at the beach, rubs it and a genie comes out.
genie says:" im the most powerful genie there is. i can give you anything you want, but you only get one wish."
guy says: " i want a road built from california to hawaii. i always wanted to go but im afraid to fly, or afraid to take a boat."
genie says:" thats impossible, cant do it, the waters too deep and the ocean will just wreck it. ask me anything else."
Guy says: "ok then, show me how to understand women."
genie says: "would you like that road 2 lane or 4 lane."
genie says:" im the most powerful genie there is. i can give you anything you want, but you only get one wish."
guy says: " i want a road built from california to hawaii. i always wanted to go but im afraid to fly, or afraid to take a boat."
genie says:" thats impossible, cant do it, the waters too deep and the ocean will just wreck it. ask me anything else."
Guy says: "ok then, show me how to understand women."
genie says: "would you like that road 2 lane or 4 lane."
wonderfull
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Why did the crab keep all of the seaweed to itself?
Answer- Because it was shellfish!
Image Source: Crab Wallpapers - Loud Wallpapers
Answer- Because it was shellfish!
Image Source: Crab Wallpapers - Loud Wallpapers