Jokes (Only clean jokes here, please!)

[adsatinder]

Kullu Jail is Coolest One !

Kullu Jail is Cold, extremely Cold............

 

[DaveCandor]

Hahaha! I wonder how cold it gets down there?

 

[adsatinder]

Hahaha! I wonder how cold it gets down there?

Drink & Drive in Kullu......
To get 1st Hand Experience !

LOL !

 

[adsatinder]

बेटी – मैं पड़ोसी से प्यार करती हूं और भाग रही हूं उसके साथ...!
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बाप – हे भगवान… मेरे पैसे और समय दोनों बच गए...!
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बेटी – पापा, मैं लेटर पढ़ रही हूं, जो मम्मी रख के गई है...!
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पिता बेहोश...!

 

[adsatinder]

**काश कि एक टीका*

*Smile का भी बनाया जाए*

*जो न हँसे*

*उनको चुन चुन के*

*लगाया जाए..*.

 

[adsatinder]

2 minutes silence for all those who learnt 2nd order differential equations, Fourier & Laplace transforms, solid-state physics, strength of materials, electromagnetism, digital signal processing , circuit design, microproccesor etc. and wanting to change the world but now are earning salaries for making ppt, excel sheets and emails

#Happy_Engineers_day

 

[adsatinder]

In a big city , a family's main door lock was damaged.
They had to urgently attend a function in near by city & Locking the door was not possible.
The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door :
" *Covid 19 positive , Do Not Enter* " .. and left.

On return, they found a new sticker notice replacing the old sticker.

" *Sanitization done, house is cleaned & emptied.*
*Now Stay safe*"