guy finds a bottle at the beach, rubs it and a genie comes out.
genie says:" im the most powerful genie there is. i can give you anything you want, but you only get one wish."
guy says: " i want a road built from california to hawaii. i always wanted to go but im afraid to fly, or afraid to take a boat."
genie says:" thats impossible, cant do it, the waters too deep and the ocean will just wreck it. ask me anything else."
Guy says: "ok then, show me how to understand women."
genie says: "would you like that road 2 lane or 4 lane."