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Suneesh Sharma

Love my Iron Beast
अमृत महोत्सव के चक्कर में ये मत भूल जाना कि

15 तारीख को अमृत की दुकान बंद रहेगी

इसलिए इंतजाम पहले ही कर लें

*सूचना जनहित में जारी*


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Anand Mahindra surprised to see the amazing features of his own car



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Anand Mahindra surprised to see the amazing features of his own car
 

Suneesh Sharma

Love my Iron Beast
*Read and Enjoy*
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*Height of Fashion*
```Lungi with a zip.```

*Height of Laziness*
```Asking lift for morning walk.```

*Height of Craziness*
```Get blank paper xeroxed.```

*Height of Honesty*
```Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.```

*Height of De-Hydration*
```Cow giving milk powder.```

*Height of Hope*
```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.```

*Height of Stupidity*
```Looking through key hole of a glass door.```

*Height of Suicide Attempt*
```A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.```

*Height of Friendship*
```It’s when your friend runs away with your wife; and you are really worried for your friend!```

*Height of Attitude*
```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.```
_*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_

*AND*

*THE ULTIMATE ONE*

*Height Of Work Pressure*
```An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.```

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EdwardMatthew

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Once upon a time, there was a famous circus that traveled the world, showcasing incredible acts and performances. One day, the circus owner received a letter from a small town requesting a special performance for their community.

Excited to bring joy to the town, the circus owner agreed and began preparing the show. As the big day arrived, the circus tent was packed with eager spectators. The crowd was buzzing with anticipation.

The ringmaster stepped into the center ring, holding a microphone, and addressed the audience. "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the most extraordinary circus in the world! Tonight, we have a special treat for you. We have the amazing tightrope walker, the fearless lion tamer, the hilarious clown, and even a talking parrot!"

The crowd erupted in applause and cheers. The ringmaster continued, "But that's not all! We have a surprise for you. Today, for the first time ever, we have the incredible talking elephant!"

The crowd gasped in amazement. They had never heard of a talking elephant before. The ringmaster turned toward the elephant, standing majestically in the center ring, and said, "Albert, show everyone how special you are!"

The elephant cleared his throat and began speaking, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! It's a pleasure to be here tonight. I have traveled far and wide, learning languages and studying various subjects. I must say, being an elephant who can talk has its advantages!"

The crowd was mesmerized. They couldn't believe their eyes and ears. The ringmaster asked the elephant, "Albert, can you tell us about your travels?"

Albert replied, "Certainly! I have visited the majestic pyramids of Egypt, danced with the kangaroos in Australia, and even climbed Mount Everest! But the most exciting adventure was when I went to the moon!"

The crowd erupted in disbelief. They couldn't fathom an elephant traveling to the moon. One skeptical man in the audience stood up and shouted, "This is all a hoax! Elephants can't possibly go to the moon!"

Albert, the talking elephant, calmly responded, "Well, sir, you are partially correct. Elephants cannot go to the moon by themselves. But when you have a spaceship, a team of dedicated scientists, and a bunch of brave astronauts, anything is possible!"

The audience burst into laughter, realizing they had fallen for a clever joke. They applauded Albert's wit and the circus's creative performance.

And so, the circus continued to entertain audiences around the world, leaving a trail of laughter and wonder in its wake.

Remember, laughter is the best medicine!
 
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