A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers do for living ?
All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristcally quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My fathers is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his purse Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Kapil aside.
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Congress Committee and is helping to get Rahul Gandhi and Congress elected in 2014 elections, but it's too embarrassing.