Jokes (Only clean jokes here, please!)


Talented Husband-
Aap mujse kitna pyar karte hai ?
Mai tumse itna pyar karta hun ke
tumhara jhoota zeher bhi pi sakta
hun, yakeen na ho to aazma lo :D


In Pursuit of Happyness
No matter what boys are driving,
225cc Karizma,
220cc Pulsar or
350cc Royal Enfield!
They just
cannot overtake a girl wearing low waist jeans on
80cc scooty :razz:


JIN mein basi JANAKI, RUM mein base RAM, WHISKY mein base WISHNU, aur


Kis kis ka tyaag karun mein, har bottle mein bhagwaan......

John Mathai

john-the wanderer
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to the bar with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to the bar with me and have a beer?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the bar for a beer?"
This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time!
I'm putting my shoes on!"


Well-Known Member
Tanveer, Can you see the pics which I posted on the previous page ?
Because I believe everybody else viewed those pics as they liked the pics.
There is no right answer when a woman asks you "Do I look fat?" If you say "no" she will think that you are lying to spare her feelings, conclude she is fat, and hate you. If you say "yes" the cops will find the bloody shreds of your body spread over three states.

Feign death until she loses interest and wanders away.:)