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kdacharya

Super User
One glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors
I kid you not...

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, Which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines,
Have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be Marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!
 
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Samour

Member
Very funny. :D
kdacharya said:
One glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors
I kid you not...

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, Which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines,
Have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be Marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!
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invincible

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From a friends wall on FB

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorhne gaya .
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Aunty ne bola - Beta raat bohot
ho gai hai, tum
yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.!
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Ladka bola - nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga
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Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAI le kar aai .
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Ladka - Aap kaun ho.......??
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Ladki - Me BITTU. Aap kaun.....??

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Ladka - Mai saala fuddu houn :p =D :D =)
 
sshersh

sshersh

Member
killing shayari by a girl for her boyfriend::
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aap aaye to bahar aa gyi
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aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,
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wrna kab se mai ander hi baithi thi.. =)) =))
 
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SachinS

Keep Travelling ...
HOW TO KILL A LION ------------------------

Manmohan Singh Method:

The lion roars. Stay mute. The lion roars louder. Stay mute. Let this happen for infinite times. Lion dies of frustration. Theek hai?

Rahul Gandhi Method:

The lion roars. Ask him to join farmville 2 and offer a cozy hut, daily healthy food, a pink dress with cute decorations every festive season. Lion dies of shock.

Abhijit Mukherjee Method:

The lion roars. Call him a painted rat who is not aware of real lionhood. The lion dies being stuck by intolerable stupidity.

Akbaruddin Owaisi Method:

The lion roars. Brag that you're such a human who can knock him down in 5secs if the cage is removed. Lion dies of excessive laughter causing multiple organ failure.

Mohan Bhagwat Method:

The lion roars. Tell him that lions only roar in jungles, but not in jungles. Ask him to get out of jungle and come to jungle and to learn sanskar. The lion dies of confusion.

Asaram Bapu Method:

The lion roars. Tell him 'Hello bhaiya'. The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of his specie
 
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