The 'Rajnikanth' Thread!

Rockin Roxxi

Tickle My Amygdala
I just made this one up:

Hey did you see Rajnikant's DIY wall in his backyard?
Yeah it's so awesome that the First Emperor of the Qin Dynasty made a copy.
He named it "The Great Wall of China"
 

turbohead

In Pursuit of Happyness
Nice one Roxxi :D

Here another one :
Dear Santa,
Tell me what do you want for Christmas.
Regards,
Rajnikant
!! Merry Christmas!!
 

Bhupi

Active Member
Re: Jokes (Only clean jokes here, please!)

Thanks Sahil and Citylife.

Rare Rajni ! Back with the Rajnikant facts!!

This time some new ones!!

1. If Rajnikanth Was Born 200 Years Ago Britishers Would've Fought For Independence.

2. Y Rajnikanth Doesn't Participate In Olympics?
Because There's No Platinum Medal

3. Alfred Nobel Was Nominated For Rajnikanth Award

4. Black Cats Die When They Cross Rajnikanth On Street

5. When Rajnikanth Enters Different States, Roaming Pay Rajnikanth

6. Whrever Rajanikanth Goes, Telecom Minister Follows Him

7. Rajnikantn Inserts His Visiting Card In Any ATM & Collects Cash

8. Rajnikanth Was Using 4G In Nokia 1100 Since 1947

9. Rajnikanth Is Thinking Of Changing His Name To "Rajnikan",
Bcz It's Been Proved That There's Not Anything Which "Rajni Can't.!"

Last n best 1 :)

10. Rajnikanth Was Born On 30th Feburary & Since Then February Decided Not To Give This Birthday To Anybody Else.
 

sahilthegoodguy

Well-Known Member
Thanks Sahil and Citylife.

Rare Rajni ! Back with the Rajnikant facts!!

This time some new ones!!

1. If Rajnikanth Was Born 200 Years Ago Britishers Would've Fought For Independence.

2. Y Rajnikanth Doesn't Participate In Olympics?
Because There's No Platinum Medal

3. Alfred Nobel Was Nominated For Rajnikanth Award

4. Black Cats Die When They Cross Rajnikanth On Street

5. When Rajnikanth Enters Different States, Roaming Pay Rajnikanth

6. Whrever Rajanikanth Goes, Telecom Minister Follows Him

7. Rajnikantn Inserts His Visiting Card In Any ATM & Collects Cash

8. Rajnikanth Was Using 4G In Nokia 1100 Since 1947

9. Rajnikanth Is Thinking Of Changing His Name To "Rajnikan",
Bcz It's Been Proved That There's Not Anything Which "Rajni Can't.!"

Last n best 1 :)

10. Rajnikanth Was Born On 30th Feburary & Since Then February Decided Not To Give This Birthday To Anybody Else.
Bhupi Bhai, Rajnikanth facts ko Rajnikanth thread mein post kiya karo.
 
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