He he, don't fall for that, kprixie!....
You therefore are in a unique position to enable all of us to have a peek in to the world of steam cleaning.
Steam wash is only hype. It can be used with very few garments/clothes. Most garments, and indeed even modern day bed clothes, cannot take a hot wash because they are made with delicate fabrics!
Further, steam washing is very environment unfriendly. And also power bill unfriendly!
There's nothing that steam wash accomplishes that a good hot wash at 95°C will not do. A bit of bleach, for cottons that can take it, will be the max you ever need.
A good, purpose built, tumble dryer would be very useful for the few very wet and/or cold months of the year.